Postparty Depression

I've seen some pretty weird day-after-a-party away messages before, but this one takes the cake:

If you're missing one of the following items, please contact me:

1) A Digital Camera
2) A Make Up bag
3) Handcuffs?
4) An Indian Headress
5) A Plastic thing that looks alarmingly phallic

Troubleshootize

It's nice to see companies with a sense of humor. This one is from Feedburner:

Also, this rotating text:

This button from Technorati: